I am proud to be a part of the Unicorn for President campaign team.
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I am so proud of my part in developing this product. Truly, we have advanced the science of squirrel feeding and humiliation.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder - We’ve reinvented the squirrel feeder for the 21st century! Why not humiliate the squirrels while they eat? Makes it look like they have giant, hilarious head!!
Me as Chester McGuinness shouting about our new product Vinderpants, the underpants for your hands.
I’m especially proud of this one. How do you market broken candy?
Jim’s Bag of Broken Candy from Archie McPhee
Jim the Graphic Designer was shocked when he saw we were throwing out broken candy. “What a waste,” he said, “broken candy tastes the same as unbroken candy! It’s a little harder to eat when it’s in pointy shards, but so what?” Then Jim had an idea, why not sell it to less discriminating customers? So now Jim goes out and collects all the broken candy and puts it into plastic bags. You get two pounds of candy for $7.23 and Jim sleeps better at night, secure in the knowledge that all that sugar has found a loving home.
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My proudest moment at work. Prancing, wearing an Inflatable Unicorn Horn and chasing a cat.
Me with the original Dr. Zaius costume from Planet of the Apes. It appeared to be freshly laundered despite Charlton Heston calling him damn dirty.
For Christmas this year, I got my whole family t-shirts with my face on them. Earlier in the year Jim Koch had to draw me for a video at work and as a joke I made a t-shirt of myself for myself. Now, I’m super famous in Ohio and my family looks amazingly fashionable!
Me with giant popsicle in downtown Seattle. Sculpture by Catherine Mayer
